The discovery of multifunctional small molecules addressing interconnected biological pathways represents an urgent challenge in modern medicinal chemistry and drug design. In this work, we report the rational exploration and multifaceted in silico profiling of novel functionalized heterocyclic heterodimers as prospective bioactive candidates. Initial structural optimization in the MM2 force field was coupled with proteome-wide blind reverse docking via the GalaxySagittarius protocol (GalaxyWeb platform) to identify putative pharmacological targets without prior bias. The screened compounds exhibited pronounced multitarget affinity profiles (binding free energies reaching −27.4 kcal/mol) across several clinically validated disease-modifying axes: immune checkpoint modulation (Siglec-7, ΔG = −27.4...−26.2 kcal/mol), lipid homeostasis and metabolic regulation (PPARγ and FABP4), oncogenic protein kinases governing cell cycle and neoangiogenesis (VEGFR2, CDK6, p38α/MAPK14, and c-Abl, ΔG up to −26.1 kcal/mol), and epigenetic transcriptional readers (BET family bromodomains BRD2 and BRD4). Focused molecular docking utilizing AutoDock Vina was additionally engaged to refine specific ligand–receptor binding conformations and binding energies at the active sites. The pharmacokinetic profile, gastrointestinal absorption, membrane permeability, and safety endpoints were evaluated through in silico ADMET prediction, highlighting favorable drug-likeness and absence of critical liability alerts. Furthermore, computational assessment of antibacterial potential indicated promising broad-spectrum antibacterial capability. Together, these preliminary findings validate this novel hybrid architecture as a versatile small-molecule platform with high translational value for oncology, metabolic disorders, and infectious disease therapies.